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Report for MSWL Cup, Match 38: KIN Vs. ES
 MSWL Cup Golden Boot 
 Pl.  PLAYER (Team)  GLS 
 1.  Mrs Sellers (BOA)  6 
 2.  Pat Cash (AYR)  6 
 3.  Kevin Shellhamer (MLB)  6 
 4.  Jermain Defoe (AYR)  4 
 5.  Frank Tripp (CI)  4 
 6.  Tut X (MP)  4 
 7.  Rum (GS)  4 
 8.  Cantona (AK)  4 
 9.  Christophe Berra (SCO)  4 
 10.  Sammy Lee (LPT)  4 
 11.  Jermaine Defoe (BOA)  3 
 12.  Eric Delko (CI)  3 
 MSWL Cup Schedule 
 HOME    AWAY 
 MT   v    BOS 
 GS   v    GGD 
 NYT   v    AK 
 MP   v    BSM 
 SSG   v    BB 
 LPT   v    BFC 
 RFT   v    BOA 
 HAS   v    CI 
 PEX   v    AYR 
 KIN   v    ES 
 SCO   v    MLB 
 PRV   v    MWW 
 
 
 
Kirksville Invertebrates                  Essex Supreme
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Tarantula                 30  6  p     GK Chris Essex               30  8  n
DF Monarch                   28  5  p     SW Allan Essex               20  8  n
DF Grasshopper               21  7  p     DF Scott Essex               19  8  n
DF Screwworm                 15 10  p     DF Wulfrun                   17  8  n
DF Toe Biter                  8 10  p     DF Kevin Essex               16  5  n
MF Archaeognatha             25  6  p     MF David Essex               25  5  n
MF Mantis                    24 10  p     MF Leon Essex                14 10  n
MF Salmonfly                 18  8  p     WG Steve Essex               20  7  n
MF Luna Moth                  7 10  p     WG Mark Essex                17  9  n
FW Cowkiller                 30  6  p     FW Peter Essex               25  6  n
FW Frederick Polaris         15  6  p     FW Jamie Essex               23  6  n

Min 0: Kirksville opens up with a 4-4-2 N while the Slapheads will play a 4-2-4 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Manuel Enrique Mejuto Gonzalez (STRONG/LOOSE).
Min 1: Salmonfly (KIN) loops a ball over the top for Frederick Polaris...
        ...he finds the back of the net but is clearly yards offside 
Min 2: Wulfrun (ES) picks up a long clearance...
        ...he heads toward the byline and flicks it onto David Essex...
        ...who calmly finishes. GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Slapheads...
        ...score now: KIN 0 - ES 1
Min 7: David Essex breaks up the play in the middle of the park...
        ...and puts Jamie Essex on the attack down the right...
        ...the American cuts inside, evades Screwworm's challenge...
        ...and flights the ball past a static Tarantula and over the bar.
Min 8: Mantis (KIN) nods the ball down for Cowkiller on the edge of the box...
        ...Cowkiller takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Chris Essex rushes of his line...
        ...Cowkiller gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Wulfrun (ES)!
Min 8: Jamie Essex (ES) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Peter Essex but it evades him...
        ...Tarantula calmly collects the ball.
Min 17: David Essex (ES) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Screwworm (KIN) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 26: Jamie Essex (ES) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...caught by Tarantula!
Min 30: Slapheads build down the left...
        ...Peter Essex sends a cross to the middle...
        ...David Essex beats Screwworm to the ball...
        ...and hooks a left-footer right at Tarantula who catches the ball.
Min 31: Peter Essex (ES) has a shot...
        ...Tarantula parries...
        ...Peter Essex gets onto it again...
        ...and Tarantula's second block falls for David Essex...
        ...who half-volleys in GOAL!...
        ...Essex are looking strong now...
        ...score now: KIN 0 - ES 2
Min 38: Frederick Polaris (KIN) finds Mantis steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Allan Essex (ES) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 45: Jimi Essex on for Kevin Essex(DF)...
        ...Jimi Essex will play DF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Kirksville 0 - Essex 2

Min 47: David Essex (ES) collects the ball from Jamie Essex on the corner of the penalty area...
        ...shrugs off a challenge...
        ...and fires in a bending shot that is barely collected by Tarantula for a big save!
Min 47: David Essex (ES) hacks Salmonfly to the floor with a wild challenge...
        ...no attempt to play the ball and that's a booking.
Min 50: Bug Thugs build down the left...
        ...Frederick Polaris sends a cross to the middle...
        ...Mantis beats Jimi Essex to the ball...
        ...and hooks a left-footer right at Chris Essex who catches the ball.
Min 57: Here it is..Peter Essex (ES) flicks on into the path of Scott Essex...
        ...who spins away from Screwworm...
        ...but Tarantula is able to collect his shot.
Min 58: Now the ball comes to Frederick Polaris (KIN)...
        ...Salmonfly has space on the left and Frederick Polaris tries to play him in...
        ...only for Allan Essex (ES) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 59: Mark Essex (ES) rides a challenge in midfield...
        ...flicks the ball through the Kirksville defense to Steve Essex...
        ...who races towards goal...
        ...Tarantula rushes off his line and Steve Essex slots the ball around him...
        ...off the post and back into the hands of Tarantula!
Min 62: Mantis (KIN) seizes on a loose Essex throw and finds Cowkiller...
        ...who rifles right-footed past Chris Essex.  GOAL!!...
        ...Kirksville pull one back but they need another...
        ...score now: KIN 1 - ES 2
Min 67: Peter Essex (ES) knocks the ball in from the left wing...
        ...an emphatic finish for Jamie Essex with a half volley on the penalty area...
        ...but its just knocked wide by Tarantula.
Min 73: Cowkiller's (KIN) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Jimi Essex (ES)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Chris Essex.
Min 74: Essex break quickly with Peter Essex...
        ...he only has Tarantula to beat...
        ...great save by Tarantula but the ball falls to David Essex...
        ...who kicks it right back at Tarantula...
        ...Kirksville were incredibly lucky there.
Min 89: The ball is hooked on towards Cowkiller (KIN)...
        ...who takes on Jimi Essex on the edge of the area...
        ...Jimi Essex  gets control to erase the opportunity.


FINAL SCORE: Kirksville 1 - Essex 2


Man Of The Match: David Essex (ES)

Kirksville Invertebrates
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
----------------------------------------------------------------
GK Tarantula                 30 30 30 13  1  p  0  8  0  0 90  7
DF Grasshopper               21 15 15 16  2  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Toe Biter                  8  6  6  6  5  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Monarch                   28 21 21 22  0  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Screwworm                 15  9  9 10  5  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Mantis                    24 18 18 24  5  p  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Salmonfly                 18 13 13 18  3  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Archaeognatha             25 18 18 25  1  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Luna Moth                  7  5  5  6  5  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
FW Frederick Polaris         15 11 11 15  1  p  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Cowkiller                 30 22 22 30  1  p  0  0  1  1 90  6

Essex Supreme
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
----------------------------------------------------------------
GK Chris Essex               30 30 30 13  2  n  0  1  0  0 90  6
SW Allan Essex               20 20 20 14  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Kevin Essex               16 16 16 12  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Scott Essex               19 19 19 17  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Wulfrun                   17 17 17 15  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Jimi Essex                14 14 14 11  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Leon Essex                14 11 11 12  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF David Essex               25 25 25 25 -1  n  4  0  2  5 90  8
WG Mark Essex                17 17 17 15  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Steve Essex               20 20 20 18  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Jamie Essex               23 23 23 23  0  n  0  0  0  4 90  6
FW Peter Essex               25 25 25 25  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics       KIN  ES
------------------------
Halftime           0   2
Fulltime           1   2
Shots On Target    2  10
Shots              2  11
Saves              8   1
Offsides           1   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      56  69
Revenue           93  93

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
-------------------------------
  1  KIN  N  23.10 101.07 106.77 
  1   ES  N  46.00 105.21 156.86 
 46   ES  N  45.00 103.21 156.36 

 Trainer's Report
Jamie Essex (ES) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
 MSWL Cup Golden Boot 
 Pl.  PLAYER (Team)  GLS 
 1.  Mrs Sellers (BOA)  6 
 2.  Gareth Bale (RFT)  6 
 3.  Pat Cash (AYR)  6 
 4.  Kevin Shellhamer (MLB)  6 
 5.  Patron (GS)  5 
 6.  Kahlua (GS)  5 
 7.  Sammy Lee (LPT)  4 
 8.  Luis Suarez (MT)  4 
 9.  Christophe Berra (SCO)  4 
 10.  Cantona (AK)  4 
 11.  Rum (GS)  4 
 12.  David Essex (ES)  4 
 13.  Tut X (MP)  4 
 14.  Frank Tripp (CI)  4 
 15.  Silverbulletday (PRV)  4 
 MATCH 38 MSWL Cup Results 
Final score
Montevideo Tricolores 1 - 1Boston Mythos
Luis Suarez pk (62) Ah-Puch (57)
Loki (62)
Final score
Gauteng Shooters 8 - 2Gauteng Golden Dragons
Patron (43)
Patron (47)
Kahlua (49)
Kahlua (61)
Patron (66)
Patron (67)
Kahlua (70)
Kahlua (71)
Kahlua (80)
  Ryan Giggs (36)
Barney Stinson (53)
Ryan Giggs (56)
Final score
New York Trashtalkers 0 - 1Asteria Kromatos
Peyton Manning (6)
U.R. Tu-Sloformi (54)
 Mickie Markab (86)
Final score
Memphis Pharaohs 0 - 1Bay State Minutemen
Pharaoh Phil (31)
Hatshepsut (32)
Tut (90)
 Phil McIntosh (13)
Theoden (84)
Final score
Stockholm Science Geeks 0 - 0Barnsley Brewers
  George Hanby (41)
Jack Ritchie (65)
Final score
Liverpool Tigers 0 - 0Barcelona FC
  Ramirez (47)
Final score
Richmond Furious Tigers 5 - 0British Over Achievers
Theo Walcot (2)
Gareth Bale (25)
Gareth Bale (40)
Gareth Bale (56)
Gareth Bale (57)
  Steven Gerrard (39)
Sir Bobby Charlton (77)
Final score
Hollywood All-Stars 0 - 1Captain Iceland
Robert Redford (56) Odysseus (11)
Final score
Pehuajo Expos 1 - 0Ayers Rock
Lucas Ceballos (12)  Dean Ashton (62)
Final score
Kirksville Invertebrates 1 - 2Essex Supreme
Cowkiller (62) David Essex (2)
David Essex (31)
David Essex (47)
Final score
Scotland FC 0 - 0Missouri Legal Beagles
Stuart McCall (41)  Brandon Wood (22)
Mike Hartman (53)
Eric Patterson (59)
Final score
Providence Waterfires 4 - 1Marblehead Wild Woodpeckers
Silverbulletday (19)
Pandora (29)
Silverbulletday (67)
Silverbulletday (74)
Silver Charm (88)
 Everett Young (79)