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Report for MSWL Cup, Match 40: BOA Vs. ES
 MSWL Cup Golden Boot 
 Pl.  PLAYER (Team)  GLS 
 1.  Patron (GS)  8 
 2.  Kevin Shellhamer (MLB)  7 
 3.  Rum (GS)  6 
 4.  Pat Cash (AYR)  6 
 5.  Gareth Bale (RFT)  6 
 6.  Mrs Sellers (BOA)  6 
 7.  Frank Tripp (CI)  6 
 8.  Kahlua (GS)  5 
 9.  Jermain Defoe (AYR)  5 
 10.  Eric Delko (CI)  5 
 11.  Cantona (AK)  5 
 12.  Cowkiller (KIN)  5 
 MSWL Cup Schedule 
 HOME    AWAY 
 PEX   v    GS 
 BSM   v    BFC 
 MT   v    CI 
 SCO   v    AYR 
 BOS   v    AK 
 PRV   v    LPT 
 BOA   v    ES 
 RFT   v    MLB 
 MP   v    NYT 
 SSG   v    HAS 
 GGD   v    MWW 
 KIN   v    BB 
 
 
 
British Over Achievers                    Essex Supreme
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Phil McIntosh IV          35  8  a     GK Chris Essex               30  3  a
DF Robb E. Sheetz            29 10  a     SW Ormskirk                  21  6  a
DF Auction_Player4           25  8  a     DF Allan Essex               20  3  a
DF Gareth Southgate          24  8  a     DF Jimi Essex                14  3  a
DF Sib Bobby Moore           16 10  n     MF Mark Essex                17  7  a
MF Shoshenq                  20  8  n     MF Wulfrun                   17  3  a
MF Auction_Player3           11  8  n     MF Leon Essex                14 10  a
WG David Beckham             30 10  a     MF Gary O Connor             12 10  a
WG President Allan Sellers   25  8  a     MF Phil Essex                10 10  a
FW Jermaine Defoe            32  8  a     WG Steve Essex               20  9  a
FW Mrs Sellers               32 10  a     FW Peter Essex               25  4  a

Min 0: Kendal opens up with a 4-2-4 E while the Slapheads will play a 3-5-2 B.
Min 0: Today's referee is Lucilio Cardoso Cortez Batista (STRONG/LOOSE).
Min 1: Gary O Connor (ES) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Auction_Player4 (BOA).
Min 3: Shoshenq (BOA) bends his shot towards the goal...
        ...but Chris Essex just gets a touch on it...
        ...excellent save! 
Min 6: Steve Essex and Wulfrun weave a neat interchange...
        ...which sees the Englishman scamper clear...
        ...he outpaces the Kendal defense and lifts a classy ball high but Phil McIntosh IV gets a hand to it!
Min 7: Sib Bobby Moore (BOA) finds Auction_Player3 with a first-time pass...
        ...Auction_Player3 shoots from the edge of the area...
        ...but the ball arcs over the bar.
Min 8: Sib Bobby Moore (BOA) collects the ball from Mrs Sellers on the corner of the penalty area...
        ...shrugs off a challenge...
        ...and fires in a bending shot that hits the bar and caroms out of danger.
Min 10: Jermaine Defoe finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Chris Essex palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Robb E. Sheetz who heads the ball...
        ...and it is collected by Chris Essex for the save.
Min 12: Yellow card for Jermaine Defoe (BOA)...
        ...as Mark Essex is brought down with a studs-up challenge 23 yards out.
Min 13: Phil Essex (ES) puts in a cross...
        ...but Auction_Player4 (BOA) clears with ease.
Min 20: Jermaine Defoe finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Chris Essex palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Shoshenq who heads the ball...
        ...and its in the back of the net from 8-yards out! GOAL!!!!!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Over Achievers...
        ...score now: BOA 1 - ES 0
Min 30: Jermaine Defoe (BOA) collects the ball from Auction_Player4 on the corner of the penalty area...
        ...shrugs off a challenge...
        ...and fires in a bending shot that is barely collected by Chris Essex for a big save!
Min 31: Auction_Player4 is clattered by Phil Essex (ES)...
        ...and the American is booked. 
Min 33: Peter Essex(ES) fouled Jermaine Defoe in the box...
        ...Jermaine Defoe takes the penalty...
        ...Chris Essex makes the save!
Min 37: Gary O Connor finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Phil McIntosh IV palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Peter Essex who heads the ball...
        ...but Robb E. Sheetz (BOA) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 38: Ormskirk(ES) fouled Jermaine Defoe in the box...
        ...Jermaine Defoe takes the penalty...
        ...Chris Essex never had a chance GOAL!...
        ...score now: BOA 2 - ES 0
Min 38: Brilliant play by President Allan Sellers (BOA) on the right...
        ...he whizzes clear and crosses low for Jermaine Defoe...
        ...who plants a superb shoot but its right at Chris Essex.
Min 38: A G Bell on for Jermaine Defoe(FW)...
        ...A G Bell will play FW.
Min 40: Auction_Player4 (BOA) swings a ball in to the Essex box...
        ...but the presence of Jimi Essex (ES) means it is easily cleared.
Min 44: President Allan Sellers slides the ball under Chris Essex...
        ...and into the right-hand corner of the net  GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Kendal; Coach James White is furious...
        ...score now: BOA 3 - ES 0
Min 44: Phil McIntosh V on for Phil McIntosh IV(GK)...
        ...Phil McIntosh V will play GK.
Min 45: Kevin Essex on for Allan Essex(DF)...
        ...Kevin Essex will play DF.
Min 45: Scott Essex on for Jimi Essex(DF)...
        ...Scott Essex will play DF.
Min 45: Jamie Essex on for Peter Essex(FW)...
        ...Jamie Essex will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Kendal 3 - Essex 0

Min 47: Mrs Sellers weaves his way through the Essex defense......
        ...he checks the keeper's position...
        ...he'll take a chance on his own and ignore assistance from his flank......
        ...and the shot screams past the outstretched arms of Chris Essex.?GOAL!!...
        ...James White suggests to Chris Essex that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: BOA 4 - ES 0
Min 49: Chris Essex (ES) chases a ball into the corner...
        ...fouls A G Bell and gets booked.
Min 52: Superb sliding block by Scott Essex (ES) denies Auction_Player4 a sure goal...
        ...after great work from David Beckham in the Essex box.
Min 52: Stan Wright on for David Beckham(WG)...
        ...Stan Wright will play WG.
Min 56: Jamie Essex crosses for the Slapheads...
        ...Phil McIntosh V plucks that comfortably out of the air.
Min 57: The ball is hooked on towards Mrs Sellers (BOA)...
        ...who takes on Jay Patrick Essex  on the edge of the area...
        ...he's blocked but the rebound falls to President Allan Sellers...
        ...who from the edge of the box drills a fine low shot that is knocked away by Chris Essex.
Min 57: Great tackle by Robb E. Sheetz (BOA)...
        ...to prevent Jamie Essex (ES) from latching onto Scott Essex's pass. 
Min 60: President Allan Sellers (BOA) rides a challenge in midfield...
        ...flicks the ball through the Essex defense to Mrs Sellers...
        ...who races towards goal...
        ...Chris Essex rushes off his line and Mrs Sellers slots the ball around him...
        ...off the post and back into the hands of Chris Essex!
Min 69: Phil Essex(ES) fouled Mrs Sellers in the box...
        ...Phil Essex is SENT OFF!...
        ...Mrs Sellers takes the penalty...
        ...Chris Essex never had a chance GOAL!...
        ...score now: BOA 5 - ES 0
Min 72: A G Bell (BOA) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Scott Essex (ES) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 82: Wulfrun (ES) nods the ball down for Steve Essex on the edge of the box...
        ...Steve Essex takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Phil McIntosh V rushes of his line...
        ...Steve Essex gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Auction_Player4 (BOA)!
Min 83: Mrs Sellers (BOA) and A G Bell break for Kendal...
        ...A G Bell looks to have found space into which to recieve Mrs Sellers's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Scott Essex (ES) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 83: The ball lands at the feet of Mark Essex (ES) on the edge of the box...
        ...he instictively fires a bullet shot through a crowded penalty area...
        ...Phil McIntosh V does well to position himself and collect.


FINAL SCORE: Kendal 5 - Essex 0


Man Of The Match: Mrs Sellers (BOA)

British Over Achievers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Phil McIntosh IV          35 35 35 15  4  a  0  1  0  0 44  6
GK Phil McIntosh V           18 18 18  8  6  n  0  2  0  0 46  6
DF Auction_Player4           25 31 31 20  1  a  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Gareth Southgate          24 30 30 19  1  a  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Sib Bobby Moore           16 16 16 12  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Robb E. Sheetz            29 36 36 23  3  a  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Auction_Player3           11 11 11  9  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Shoshenq                  20 20 20 18  2  n  0  0  1  2 90  6
WG David Beckham             30 37 37 27  6  a  0  0  0  0 52  6
WG President Allan Sellers   25 31 31 22  1  a  0  0  1  2 90  7
WG Stan Wright               16 16 16 14  7  n  0  0  0  0 38  6
FW Jermaine Defoe            32 40 40 32  5  a  4  0  1  6 38  6
FW Mrs Sellers               32 40 40 32  3  a  0  0  2  4 90  7
FW A G Bell                  16 16 16 16  6  n  0  0  0  0 52  6

Essex Supreme
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Chris Essex               30 30 30 13 -4  a  4  7  0  0 90  6
SW Ormskirk                  21 26 26 14 -1  a  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Allan Essex               20 20 20 14 -1  a  0  0  0  0 45  5
DF Jimi Essex                14 17 17 11 -1  a  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Kevin Essex               16 16 16 12  0  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Scott Essex               19 19 19 17  0  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Phil Essex                10 12 12  9  4  a 10  0  0  0 69  4
MF Wulfrun                   17 21 21 15 -4  a  0  0  0  1 90  5
MF Gary O Connor             12 11 11 12  3  a  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Leon Essex                14 13 13 12  3  a  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Mark Essex                17 16 16 15  0  a  0  0  0  1 90  5
WG Steve Essex               20 25 25 18  2  a  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Peter Essex               25 31 31 25  0  a  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Jamie Essex               25 31 31 25  0  a  0  0  0  1 45  6

Statistics       BOA  ES
------------------------
Halftime           3   0
Fulltime           5   0
Shots On Target   12   3
Shots             14   3
Saves              3   6
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      3   0
Yellow Cards       1   3
Red Cards          0   1
Avg SL% Used      60  57
Revenue           85  85

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
-------------------------------
  1  BOA  E  76.55 143.44 255.44 
  1   ES  B  36.25 143.59 160.84 
 39  BOA  E  76.55 143.44 231.44 
 45  BOA  E  67.80 143.44 231.44 
 46   ES  B  35.75 142.09 160.34 
 53  BOA  E  67.80 143.44 193.64 
 69   ES  B  35.75 129.34 147.59 

 Trainer's Report
BOA paid 10k for a Home Bonus of 10.
Mrs Sellers (BOA) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Scott Essex (ES) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Phil Essex (ES) was sent off today and now has 20 DP.
    He'll miss the next 2 games.
 MSWL Cup Golden Boot 
 Pl.  PLAYER (Team)  GLS 
 1.  Mrs Sellers (BOA)  8 
 2.  Patron (GS)  8 
 3.  Kevin Shellhamer (MLB)  7 
 4.  Kahlua (GS)  6 
 5.  Frank Tripp (CI)  6 
 6.  Luis Suarez (MT)  6 
 7.  Gareth Bale (RFT)  6 
 8.  Pat Cash (AYR)  6 
 9.  Rum (GS)  6 
 10.  Cowkiller (KIN)  6 
 11.  Jermain Defoe (AYR)  5 
 12.  Eric Delko (CI)  5 
 13.  Joe Pesci (HAS)  5 
 14.  Cantona (AK)  5 
 15.  Cor Caroli B (AK)  4 
 MATCH 40 MSWL Cup Results 
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 Kahlua (5)
Final score
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Kevin Lacruz (36)
Kevin Lacruz (75)
Shinzō Abe (80)
 Marco Scilachi (30)
Marco Scilachi pk (80)
Final score
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Luis Suarez (28)
Andres Scotti (51)
Andres Scotti (56)
Matias Cabrera (58)
Luis Suarez (75)
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Final score
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Omar Samir (1)
Stuart Munro (85)
 Bilabong (44)
Matt McKay (63)
Craig Moore (74)
Pat Cash (75)
Final score
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Alydar (5) 
Final score
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  Crazy Horse (6)
John Barnes (45)
Final score
British Over Achievers 5 - 0Essex Supreme
Jermaine Defoe (12)
Shoshenq (20)
Jermaine Defoe pk (38)
President Allan Sellers (44)
Mrs Sellers (47)
Mrs Sellers pk (69)
  Phil Essex (31)
Chris Essex (49)
Phil Essex (69)
Final score
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Theo Walcot (5)
Theo Walcot (33)
Gareth Bale (35)
Happy Kittens (57)
Fluffy Kittens (81)
Budvar (86)
 
Final score
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 Phillip Rivers (21)
Final score
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Adriaan Fokker (13)
Tungsten (70)
Cornelis Drebbel (75)
Silver (77)
 Vincent Price (18)
Paul Newman (19)
Ian McKellen (56)
Joe Pesci (58)
Rupert Everett (85)
Final score
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Paul Smith (12)
Last One (18)
Ryan Giggs (27)
Sparky (67)
Last One (69)
 
Final score
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Walkingstick (13)
Biddy (42)
Cowkiller (56)
Monarch (69)
Walkingstick (73)
  Tully Bardine (66)