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Report for MSWL Cup, Match 40: SSG Vs. HAS
 MSWL Cup Golden Boot 
 Pl.  PLAYER (Team)  GLS 
 1.  Patron (GS)  8 
 2.  Kevin Shellhamer (MLB)  7 
 3.  Rum (GS)  6 
 4.  Pat Cash (AYR)  6 
 5.  Gareth Bale (RFT)  6 
 6.  Mrs Sellers (BOA)  6 
 7.  Frank Tripp (CI)  6 
 8.  Kahlua (GS)  5 
 9.  Jermain Defoe (AYR)  5 
 10.  Eric Delko (CI)  5 
 11.  Cantona (AK)  5 
 12.  Cowkiller (KIN)  5 
 MSWL Cup Schedule 
 HOME    AWAY 
 PEX   v    GS 
 BSM   v    BFC 
 MT   v    CI 
 SCO   v    AYR 
 BOS   v    AK 
 PRV   v    LPT 
 BOA   v    ES 
 RFT   v    MLB 
 MP   v    NYT 
 SSG   v    HAS 
 GGD   v    MWW 
 KIN   v    BB 
 
 
 
Stockholm Science Geeks                   Hollywood All-Stars
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Cornelis Drebbel          30  8  n     GK John Wayne                22  8  n
SW Robert Bakewell            6 10  n     SW Rupert Everett            25  8  n
DF Uranium                   23  8  n     DF Gerald Butler             27  9  n
DF Walter Karlovich           9 10  n     DF Gary Cooper               21  7  n
DF Isaac Asimov               4  6  n     DF Jack Lemmon               12  8  n
MF Hydrogen                  25 10  n     MF James Caan                19  7  n
MF Tungsten                  23 10  n     MF John Mills                16  8  n
MF Silver                    11 10  n     WG Henry Fonda                9  7  a
WG Brandon Manemaleuna       20  7  n     WG Sean Bean                  8 10  a
FW Adriaan Fokker            20 10  n     FW Vincent Price             24  8  n
FW Gold                       8 10  n     FW Paul Newman               19  7  n

Min 0: Stockholm opens up with a 4-3-3 N while the All-Stars will play a 4-2-4 C.
Min 0: Today's referee is Gilles Veissihre (STRONG/LOOSE).
Min 1: Vincent Price (HAS) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Walter Karlovich (SSG) is there to clear with his head.
Min 2: Jack Lemmon (HAS) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Uranium (SSG) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 3: Adriaan Fokker (SSG) puts in a cross...
        ...but Gary Cooper (HAS) clears with ease.
Min 7: Vincent Price (HAS) picks up the loose ball...
        ...and slams a shot right at Cornelis Drebbel who makes the save.
Min 8: Adriaan Fokker (SSG) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Rupert Everett (HAS) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 13: Brandon Manemaleuna finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...John Wayne palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Adriaan Fokker who heads the ball...
        ...and its in the back of the net from 8-yards out! GOAL!!!!!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Science Geeks...
        ...score now: SSG 1 - HAS 0
Min 15: Gerald Butler's (HAS) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Robert Bakewell (SSG)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Cornelis Drebbel.
Min 17: Now the ball comes to Gold (SSG)...
        ...Adriaan Fokker has space on the left and Gold tries to play him in...
        ...only for Jack Lemmon (HAS) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 18: Cornelis Drebbel blocks but the ball is played back into the area...
        ...and Vincent Price (HAS) smashes a volley past Cornelis Drebbel from an angle GOAL!...
        ...terrible defending by Stockholm...
        ...Hollywood draw level....
        ...score now: SSG 1 - HAS 1
Min 19: James Caan (HAS) finds Paul Newman with a first-time pass...
        ...Paul Newman finishes from the edge of the area...
        ...brilliant goal!...
        ...and Hollywood have the lead...
        ...score now: SSG 1 - HAS 2
Min 24: Hollywood give the ball away in midfield...
        ...Hydrogen (SSG) takes over for Stockholm...
        ...he drives inside and slips the ball through the defense for Uranium...
        ...the Christmas Islander evades a challenge...
        ...and hammers the ball past just wide!
Min 26: Sean Bean (HAS) cooly sends Cornelis Drebbel the wrong way...
        ...but his shot curls inches wide!
Min 28: Great tackle by Robert Bakewell (SSG)...
        ...to prevent Vincent Price (HAS) from latching onto Sean Bean's pass. 
Min 30: Walter Karlovich makes a hash in defense...
        ...under pressure form Vincent Price (HAS)...
        ...and James Caan collects the ball on the edge of the box...
        ...the American smashes the ball past Cornelis Drebbel...
        ...and well over the bar.
Min 31: The ball lands at the feet of Brandon Manemaleuna (SSG) on the edge of the box...
        ...he instictively fires a bullet shot through a crowded penalty area...
        ...John Wayne does well to position himself and collect.
Min 38: Hydrogen (SSG) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Rupert Everett (HAS) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 41: The ball is hooked on towards Paul Newman (HAS)...
        ...who takes on Walter Karlovich on the edge of the area...
        ...he's blocked but the rebound falls to Vincent Price...
        ...who from the edge of the box drills a fine low shot that is knocked away by Cornelis Drebbel.
Min 44: Henry Fonda (HAS) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Walter Karlovich (SSG).
Min 45: Ian McKellen on for Gary Cooper(DF)...
        ...Ian McKellen will play DF.
Min 45: Edward Fox on for James Caan(MF)...
        ...Edward Fox will play MF.
Min 45: Joe Pesci on for Vincent Price(FW)...
        ...Joe Pesci will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Stockholm 1 - Hollywood 2

Min 47: Adriaan Fokker's (SSG) cross from the right...
        ...finds the feet of Brandon Manemaleuna...
        ...he jinks and turns and fires well wide from 12 yards.
Min 51: Tungsten (SSG) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Gerald Butler (HAS).
Min 51: The Science Geeks sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Edward Fox's (HAS) ball into the box is cut out by Uranium (SSG).
Min 55: Tungsten (SSG) finds Adriaan Fokker...
        ...but he hesitates and Rupert Everett (HAS) is able to make the tackle.
Min 56: Joe Pesci (HAS) rides a challenge in midfield...
        ...flicks the ball through the Stockholm defense to Ian McKellen...
        ...who races towards goal...
        ...Cornelis Drebbel rushes off his line and Ian McKellen slots the ball around him...
        ...off the post and into the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...Hollywood are looking strong now...
        ...score now: SSG 1 - HAS 3
Min 58: Brandon Manemaleuna opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Jack Lemmon greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 58: Joe Pesci (HAS) leaves half the Stockholm side in his wake...
        ...as he takes the ball from the half-way line...
        ...surges past Walter Karlovich...
        ...andside-foots past Cornelis Drebbel...
        ...brilliant goal. GOOOOLLLLL!!!...
        ...yet another one for Hollywood; Coach Marc de Kok is furious...
        ...score now: SSG 1 - HAS 4
Min 59: Edward Fox (HAS) lays the ball off for John Mills around the D...
        ...he looks to bend one into the top corner...
        ...and gets it horribly wrong and horribly wide. 
Min 60: Walter Karlovich heads away...
        ...Jack Lemmon (HAS) knocks it back in with a header...
        ...and Edward Fox drills it on goal but its saved by Cornelis Drebbel.
Min 62: Gerald Butler (HAS) finds Paul Newman with a first-time pass...
        ...Paul Newman shoots from the edge of the area...
        ...but the ball arcs over the bar.
Min 63: Joe Pesci (HAS) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Paul Newman but it evades him...
        ...Walter Karlovich (SSG) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 67: Hydrogen breaks up the play in the middle of the park...
        ...and puts Silver on the attack down the right...
        ...the American cuts inside, evades Ian McKellen's challenge...
        ...and flights the ball towards the goal but John Wayne is there to punch the ball out of danger.
Min 70: The ball comes in to the area from Brandon Manemaleuna...
        ...he rattles it off John Wayne...
        ...Tungsten (SSG) tries his best to miss but scores. GOAL!...
        ...Stockholm pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: SSG 2 - HAS 4
Min 70: Stockholm gives the ball away and Joe Pesci gathers...
        ...he comes in from the left flank unchallenged...
        ...heunleashes an drive that ends up in the hands of Cornelis Drebbel.
Min 74: One pass too many from Stockholm and Hollywood soon get a cross in...
        ...Joe Pesci (HAS) gets his head to it...
        ...but Cornelis Drebbel is untroubled by that one.
Min 75: Cornelis Drebbel (SSG) gets a yellow card for a foul on Joe Pesci on the right flank.
Min 77: Silver (SSG) is booked for dissent after failing to win a free-kick.
Min 78: Hydrogen (SSG) finds Tungsten steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Rupert Everett (HAS) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 83: Gold (SSG) turns the ball back into the box...
        ...Adriaan Fokker peels off to the back post...
        ...and connects with a great header but its collected by John Wayne.
Min 83: Rupert Everett (HAS) takes the ball into the Science Geeks half...
        ...chips a great ball over three defenders to find Joe Pesci...
        ...who can't get it past Cornelis Drebbel.
Min 84: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Hydrogen (SSG)...
        ...but the impressive Rupert Everett (HAS) is able to get the ball back to John Wayne.
Min 85: The ref has seen enough! Rupert Everett is booked for his childish shenanigans!?
Min 87: Gold (SSG) picks up the loose ball...
        ...and slams a shot right at John Wayne who makes the save.
Min 87: Henry Fonda (HAS) nods the ball down for Paul Newman on the edge of the box...
        ...Paul Newman takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Cornelis Drebbel rushes of his line...
        ...Paul Newman gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Uranium (SSG)!
Min 88: Superb sliding block by Uranium (SSG) denies Joe Pesci a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Paul Newman in the Stockholm box.


FINAL SCORE: Stockholm 2 - Hollywood 4


Man Of The Match: Joe Pesci (HAS)

Stockholm Science Geeks
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Cornelis Drebbel          30 30 30 13  2  n  4  6  0  0 90  6
SW Robert Bakewell            6  6  6  4  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Isaac Asimov               4  4  4  3  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Uranium                   23 23 23 18  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Walter Karlovich           9  9  9  7  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Hydrogen                  25 25 25 25  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Tungsten                  23 23 23 20  4  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
MF Silver                    11 11 11  9  4  n  4  0  0  1 90  5
WG Brandon Manemaleuna       20 20 20 18  1  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
FW Adriaan Fokker            20 20 20 20  4  n  0  0  1  2 90  6
FW Gold                       8  8  8  8  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6

Hollywood All-Stars
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK John Wayne                22 22 22  9  2  n  0  4  0  0 90  7
SW Rupert Everett            25 25 25 17  2  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
DF Gary Cooper               21 21 21 16  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Jack Lemmon               12 12 12  9  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Gerald Butler             27 27 27 24  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Ian McKellen              18 18 18 14  5  n  0  0  1  1 45  6
MF John Mills                16 16 16 14  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF James Caan                19 19 19 17  4  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
MF Edward Fox                20 20 20 18  3  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
WG Henry Fonda                9 11 11  8  0  a  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Sean Bean                  8 10 10  7  3  a  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Paul Newman               19 19 19 19  1  n  0  0  1  2 90  6
FW Vincent Price             24 24 24 24  5  n  0  0  1  3 45  7
FW Joe Pesci                 27 27 27 27  3  n  0  0  1  4 45  7

Statistics       SSG HAS
------------------------
Halftime           1   2
Fulltime           2   4
Shots On Target    6  10
Shots              8  14
Saves              6   4
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       2   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      58  54
Revenue           61  61

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
-------------------------------
  1  SSG  N  24.00  90.51 128.26 
  1  HAS  C  33.75 115.11 149.77 
 46  HAS  C  33.00 112.61 153.07 

 Trainer's Report
John Wayne (HAS) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
 MSWL Cup Golden Boot 
 Pl.  PLAYER (Team)  GLS 
 1.  Mrs Sellers (BOA)  8 
 2.  Patron (GS)  8 
 3.  Kevin Shellhamer (MLB)  7 
 4.  Kahlua (GS)  6 
 5.  Frank Tripp (CI)  6 
 6.  Luis Suarez (MT)  6 
 7.  Gareth Bale (RFT)  6 
 8.  Pat Cash (AYR)  6 
 9.  Rum (GS)  6 
 10.  Cowkiller (KIN)  6 
 11.  Jermain Defoe (AYR)  5 
 12.  Eric Delko (CI)  5 
 13.  Joe Pesci (HAS)  5 
 14.  Cantona (AK)  5 
 15.  Cor Caroli B (AK)  4 
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Cornelis Drebbel (75)
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 Vincent Price (18)
Paul Newman (19)
Ian McKellen (56)
Joe Pesci (58)
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