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Report for MSWL Cup, Match 46: KIN Vs. MP
 MSWL Cup Golden Boot 
 Pl.  PLAYER (Team)  GLS 
 1.  Eric Delko (CI)  13 
 2.  Mrs Sellers (BOA)  13 
 3.  Patron (GS)  10 
 4.  Rum (GS)  10 
 5.  Tut X (MP)  10 
 6.  Jermaine Defoe (BOA)  8 
 7.  Kevin Shellhamer (MLB)  8 
 8.  Christophe Berra (SCO)  8 
 9.  Luis Suarez (MT)  8 
 10.  Cantona (AK)  7 
 11.  Carlos Diogo (BSM)  7 
 12.  Cowkiller (KIN)  7 
 MSWL Cup Schedule 
 HOME    AWAY 
 BOA   v    CI 
 GS   v    LPT 
 BOS   v    BSM 
 SCO   v    RFT 
 AYR   v    AK 
 MLB   v    BFC 
 PRV   v    MT 
 PEX   v    ES 
 HAS   v    GGD 
 KIN   v    MP 
 BB   v    NYT 
 MWW   v    SSG 
 
 
 
Kirksville Invertebrates                  Memphis Pharaohs
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Tarantula                 32  2  n     GK Phil McIntosh III         21 10  d
SW Whirlygig Beetle          30  0  n     DF Pharaoh Phil              31  0  d
DF Monarch                   30  2  n     DF Khaba                     20  0  d
DF Grasshopper               21  3  n     DF Cleopatra                  8 10  d
DF Biddy                     20  2  n     DF Tut IV                     6 10  d
MF Mantis                    25  4  n     MF Tekelot                   31  0  d
MF Archaeognatha             25  4  n     MF Tut                       17  4  d
MF Walkingstick              24  2  n     MF Sehetepre                 14  7  d
MF Salmonfly                 20  2  n     FW Tut X                     31  0  d
FW Cowkiller                 30  2  n     FW Ptolemy I                 22  5  d
FW Earwig                    25  3  n     FW Merikara                  18  2  d

Min 0: Kirksville opens up with a 4-4-2 N while the Pharaohs will play a 4-3-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Lucilio Cardoso Cortez Batista (STRONG/LOOSE).
Min 0: Kevin Martin (KIN) - At home vs. El Presidente and Mr. Olmec himself. A fitting end.
Min 2: Ptolemy I(MP) limps off the pitch...
        ...Thesh (MP) on for Ptolemy I at FW.
Min 5: One pass too many from Memphis and Kirksville soon get a cross in...
        ...Salmonfly (KIN) gets his head to it...
        ...but it drifts left of the post.
Min 9: Archaeognatha  (KIN) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Pharaoh Phil (MP) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 10: The Pharaohs sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Cowkiller's (KIN) ball into the box is cut out by Cleopatra (MP).
Min 14: Walkingstick (KIN) knocks the ball in from the left wing...
        ...an emphatic finish for Cowkiller with a half volley on the penalty area...
        ...but its just knocked wide by Phil McIntosh III.
Min 32: Walkingstick (KIN) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Salmonfly but it evades him...
        ...Pharaoh Phil (MP) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 38: Grasshopper (KIN) chases a ball into the corner...
        ...fouls Thesh and gets booked.
Min 44: Whirlygig Beetle(KIN) limps off the pitch...
        ...Screwworm (KIN) on for Whirlygig Beetle at SW.
Min 44: Biddy's (KIN) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Khaba (MP)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Phil McIntosh III.
Min 45: Mantis almost penetrates Pharaohs's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Tut IV would have lost his well placed foot.?


HALFTIME SCORE: Kirksville 0 - Memphis 0

Min 49: Terrible Bug Thugs defending as Biddy gave it away to Tekelot (MP)...
        ...his poor shot was parried by Tarantula...
        ...but it came back to Tut X who shoots and Tarantula fists it away!
Min 51: Superb sliding block by Khaba (MP) denies Cowkiller a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Earwig in the Memphis box.
Min 54: Walkingstick (KIN) fires in a cross...
        ...which takes a deflection...
        ...and Archaeognatha  takes advantage to fire past Phil McIntosh III from close range GOAL!...
        ...and Kirksville have broken the deadlock...
        ...score now: KIN 1 - MP 0
Min 55: With Kirksville so far forward a rare Memphis break sees Merikara play a long diagonal pass for Tut X...
        ...he has acres of space but has wandered off-side. 
Min 68: Monarch (KIN) finds Salmonfly with a first-time pass...
        ...Salmonfly shoots from the edge of the area...
        ...but the ball arcs over the bar.
Min 70: Tekelot(MP) is stretchered off...
        ...Menes (MP) on for Tekelot at MF.
Min 71: Salmonfly(KIN) limps off the pitch...
        ...Horned Devil (KIN) on for Salmonfly at MF.
Min 79: Earwig opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Cleopatra greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 84: Cowkiller (KIN) seizes on a horrible clearance from the American keeper...
        ...finds Earwig busting into the box...
        ...who shoots...
        ...saved by Phil McIntosh III!
Min 87: Phil McIntosh III blocks but the ball is played back into the area...
        ...and Horned Devil (KIN) smashes a volley over Phil McIntosh III and over the bar from an angle...
        ...Horned Devil was unlucky there...
        ...terrible defending by the Pharaohs.
Min 88: Cowkiller(KIN) limps off the pitch...
        ...Frederick Polaris (KIN) on for Cowkiller at FW.


FINAL SCORE: Kirksville 1 - Memphis 0


Man Of The Match: Archaeognatha  (KIN)

Kirksville Invertebrates
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Tarantula                 32 32 32 14 -4  n  0  1  0  0 90  6
SW Whirlygig Beetle          30 30 30 21 -7  n  0  0  0  0 44  6
SW Screwworm                 15 15 15 10  6  n  0  0  0  0 46  6
DF Grasshopper               21 21 21 16 -3  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
DF Monarch                   30 30 30 24 -4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Biddy                     20 20 20 16 -4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Mantis                    25 25 25 25 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Salmonfly                 20 20 20 20 -7  n  0  0  0  2 71  6
MF Archaeognatha             25 25 25 25 -2  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
MF Walkingstick              24 24 24 21 -4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Horned Devil              15 15 15 15  8  n  0  0  0  1 19  6
FW Earwig                    25 25 25 25 -3  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Cowkiller                 30 30 30 30 -8  n  0  0  0  1 88  6
FW Frederick Polaris         15 15 15 15  9  n  0  0  0  0  2  6

Memphis Pharaohs
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Phil McIntosh III         21 21 21  9  3  d  0  2  0  0 90  6
DF Khaba                     20 25 25 16 -7  d  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Tut IV                     6  7  7  4  3  d  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Cleopatra                  8 10 10  7  3  d  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Pharaoh Phil              31 38 38 24 -7  d  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Tekelot                   31 38 38 27-22  d  0  0  0  0 70  6
MF Sehetepre                 14 17 17 12  0  d  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Tut                       17 21 21 15 -3  d  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Menes                      8  6  6  8  5  n  0  0  0  0 20  6
FW Merikara                  18 22 22 18 -5  d  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Tut X                     31 38 38 31 -7  d  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Ptolemy I                 22 27 27 22 -4  d  0  0  0  0  2  6
FW Thesh                      8 10 10  8  3  d  0  0  0  0 88  6

Statistics       KIN  MP
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Halftime           0   0
Fulltime           1   0
Shots On Target    3   1
Shots              6   1
Saves              1   2
Offsides           0   1
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   0
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      67  75
Revenue           96  96

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
-------------------------------
  1  KIN  N  65.50 170.04 165.29 
  1   MP  N  53.25 134.31 176.31 
  2   MP  N  53.25 134.31 159.31 
 44  KIN  N  50.50 155.04 165.29 
 70   MP  N  53.25 118.31 135.31 
 71  KIN  N  50.50 152.54 161.54 
 88  KIN  N  50.50 152.54 146.54 

 Trainer's Report
Ptolemy I (MP) just has a twisted ankle.
Whirlygig Beetle (KIN) suffered a sprained ankle.
Tekelot (MP) has a muscle pull.
Salmonfly (KIN) suffered a sprained ankle.
Cowkiller (KIN) suffered a sprained ankle.
Khaba (MP) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.


P K   S H O O T O U T

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GOALKEEPERS
KIN: Tarantula (32)
MP: Phil McIntosh III (21)


ROUND 1: MP-0    KIN-0
MP: Tut X (31): GOAL!
KIN: Mantis (25): GOAL!\n
ROUND 2: MP-1    KIN-1
MP: Pharaoh Phil (24): GOAL!
KIN: Earwig (25): GOAL!\n
ROUND 3: MP-2    KIN-2
MP: Merikara (18): SAVE
KIN: Archaeognatha  (25): GOAL!\n
ROUND 4: MP-2    KIN-3
MP: Khaba (16): SAVE
KIN: Monarch (24): GOAL!\n

Kirksville Invertebrates wins 4-2
 MSWL Cup Golden Boot 
 Pl.  PLAYER (Team)  GLS 
 1.  Eric Delko (CI)  14 
 2.  Mrs Sellers (BOA)  14 
 3.  Rum (GS)  12 
 4.  Patron (GS)  11 
 5.  Jermaine Defoe (BOA)  11 
 6.  Christophe Berra (SCO)  10 
 7.  Tut X (MP)  10 
 8.  Kevin Shellhamer (MLB)  10 
 9.  Luis Suarez (MT)  8 
 10.  Carlos Diogo (BSM)  8 
 11.  Young Oli (BOS)  8 
 12.  Kahlua (GS)  8 
 13.  Cantona (AK)  7 
 14.  Cowkiller (KIN)  7 
 15.  Frank Tripp (CI)  7 
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Gareth Southgate (9)
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David Beckham (39)
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Jermaine Defoe (53)
Sib Bobby Moore (61)
Jermaine Defoe (73)
  Eric Delko (14)
Eric Delko (46)
Leiknir (68)
Final score
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Rum (16)
Kahlua (24)
Rum (33)
Patron (78)
 
Final score
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Huitzilopochtli (18)
Young Oli (20)
Hap (44)
 Phil McIntosh (12)
Phil McIntosh (28)
Carlos Diogo (59)
Final score
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Christophe Berra (23)
Scott Brown (57)
Kirk Broadfoot (60)
Scott Brown (63)
 Theo Walcot (8)
Ronnie Pascale (17)
Final score
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Bet El Geuse (65)
Andy Sirius (77)
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Kevin Tarazet (82)
Final score
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Steve Abbott (45)
Kevin Shellhamer (67)
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Patrick Viera (67)
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Juan Longhini (90)  Mark Essex (2)
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Final score
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Gerald Butler (57)
John Mills (74)
  Sparky (71)
Final score
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Grasshopper (38)
Archaeognatha (54)
 
Final score
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Leffe Blond (73) 
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Uranium (19)
Carl Zeiss (30)
Hydrogen (47)
Christiaan Huygens (70)