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New York Trashtalkers (NYT)
Jay Patrick Wilkins
Established Season 2 (2005)
1 CP / 6 TP / 6 OTF
Bank: 2525 / Morale: 0.45 (0.04)
2nd Division: 5th place
Nickname: The Trashtalkers
Club Record
OverallDiv 1
Trophy Cabinet
1st Division Runnerup: 1 (9)
Roster (20 Players)
Name PosAgeSLEL PU
M. Pregnable GK328610
M. Poehzing GK219106
M. Penetrable GK67100
Sal Monella SD21841
N. Sayne DF31950
Lord Allan Smallbone DF21853
Sal Ayshuss DF21844
Dee Structor DF017710
Jay Wilkins Jr. DF41470
Richard Gozinya II DM56100
N. Spired MF125610
Av Ridge MF31530
M. Pediment MF31240
Sir Cleansalot MF48100
U.R. Tu-Sloformi MF48100
Phillip Rivers MA42041
Peyton Manning FW228710
Jamal Adam FW41960
N. Tolerant FW0171010
Ivana Biggerstaff FW513100
Unavailable For Trade
M. Poehzing 1
Team Form
Last 10: dLwLWLwdLL

MVP: dLw

Team DPs:


NYT are rivals to 2 teams.

Recent Transactions
November 28, 2012
  • 5/6 GK Mel Ancholy retires.
    November 25, 2012
  • Auction 6: Acquired 2/14 GK.
    November 9, 2012
  • 6/4 DF I.L.B.N. Yohrgril-Aldaye retires.
    November 1, 2012
  • Auction 4: Acquired 0/5 DF.
  • Auction 4: Acquired 2/15 DF.
    October 27, 2012
  • 4/8 FW Rod Johnson retires.
    September 30, 2012
  • 6/6 FW Ivana Bii Tchu retires.
  • 6/4 DM Richard Swett retires.
    October 24, 2011
  • 6/6 MF Rex N. Ephect retires.
    October 11, 2011
  • 6/2 DF Robin Wood retires.
    March 2, 2011
  • 6/3 MF E. Normous Cranium retires.
    January 29, 2011
  • 5/8 SD Roy Drage retires.
    Team Needs

    Young DFs. A better coach. Memphis to fall from the top of Division 1.

    Next 3 Games
    Last 10 Games
    46 Mar 06 D0 - 0@Barnsley Brewers MSWL Cup
    45 Mar 02 L1 - 4Barnsley Brewers MSWL Cup
    44 Feb 27 W2 - 1@Hollywood All-Stars MSWL Cup
    43 Feb 23 L0 - 5Memphis Pharaohs MSWL Cup
    42 Feb 20 W1 - 0Stockholm Science Geeks MSWL Cup
    41 Feb 16 L0 - 2Hollywood All-Stars MSWL Cup
    40 Feb 13 W1 - 0@Memphis Pharaohs MSWL Cup
    39 Feb 09 D0 - 0@Stockholm Science Geeks MSWL Cup
    38 Jan 30 L0 - 1Asteria Kromatos MSWL Cup
    37 Jan 26 L1 - 3Bay State Minutemen MSWL Cup
    About New York Trashtalkers
    As the crown jewel of the Make Sure Wayne League of professional play-by-email soccer, the New York Trashtalkers franchise has returned in Season 19 to its rightful place among members of Division 1. While NYT has become a loss leader in more ways than one, there's not an owner or a fan in the league that doesn't understand how economically essential it is to have a successful, thriving franchise in the MSWL's largest market. The vast reservoir of disposable income and the enormous and socioculturally diverse populace provides the MSWL with its greatest growth potential.

    The New York Trashtalkers have been wrongfully denied their rightful place atop the MSWL for too long. Onerous rules on the pitch and freedom-hating socialist revenue sharing have been just a part of the conspiracy to keep us down.

    You may be laughing now, but the New York Trashtalkers are at the forefront of the change that is coming to our league. Our time is coming! We are the change we've been looking for!
    Coach's Bio: Jay Patrick Wilkins
    In addition to fulfilling his roles as husband, father and media maven, James Patrick Montgomery Aloysius MacManus Wilkins Esq. is one of the giants of the MSWL. His longstanding stewardship of the New York Trashtalkers has provided the league with a steady hand and dynamic energy unparalleled among his fellow managers.

    James hails from humble beginnings in Springfield, Illinois, where he grew up seeing his environs in both black and white. An interest in political science and journalism by day and "alternative" music by night led him on a journey that took him to the University of Illinois, where he befriended a young man you may have heard of named Allan Michael Sellers, and upon graduation, to New York City, where James worked for a variety of publications to pay the bills while pursuing his musical muse (so to speak).

    Eventually, aging and its attendant dream-crushing realism set in, upon which he retired from semi-professional musicianship and rededicated himself to his publishing empire. After a few years adrift in the early 2000s, a wonderful young woman brought meaning back to life for James. A couple of years later, he took a leap of faith and committed to a life he never previously believed he would: marital bliss. After a few marital years enjoying a child-free household, James and the Mrs. endeavored to produce a descendant, and she arrived in the form of Katharine Patricia at the turn of the decade. And such is the life of James Patrick Aloysius MacManus Wilkins Esq. in 2010.