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Hollywood All-Stars (HAS)
Carl Oakes
Established Season 5 (2005)
3 CP / 0 TP / 10 OTF
Bank: 1388 / Morale: 0.40 (0.00)
2nd Division: 11th place
Nickname: The All-Stars
Club Record
OverallDiv 1
Previous Coaches
Michael Suwandi (S5-7),
Trophy Cabinet
Alan Parr Cup Runnerup: 2 (9 13)
MSWL Cup Winner: 2 (8 13)
Roster (23 Players)
Name PosAgeSLEL PU
John Wayne GK32564
Seann Scott GK1221010
Bruce Willis GK510100
Rupert Everett SW22568
Robert Redford SW314100
Gary Cooper DF12256
Ian McKellen DF018810
Jack Lemmon DF21280
Ray Winstone DF38100
Dean Martin DF56100
Gerald Butler DM227610
James Caan DM31960
Edward Fox MF22066
John Mills MF31660
Gerard Depardieu MF56100
James Stewart WG410100
Henry Fonda WG49100
Sean Bean WG5880
Joe Pesci FW127610
Vincent Price FW224610
Gregory Peck FW22063
Paul Newman FW419100
Clive Owen UT59100
Unavailable For Trade
Robert Redford 1
Team Form
Last 10: WlLLDwwwLl


Team DPs:


HAS are rivals to 0 teams.

Recent Transactions
December 20, 2012
  • Auction 8: Acquired 2/17 FW.
    December 8, 2012
  • 6/7 FW Hugh Jackman retires.
    November 25, 2012
  • Auction 6: Acquired 2/15 FW.
    November 1, 2012
  • Auction 4: Acquired 2/13 DF.
    October 18, 2012
  • 4/5 DF Christopher Lee retires.
  • 6/4 MF Frank Sinatra retires.
  • 6/5 SD Al Pacino retires.
  • Auction 3: Acquired 3/16 SW.
  • Auction 3: Acquired 2/15 MF.
    January 5, 2012
  • 0/3 DF James Cagney retires.
  • 6/3 MF Ewan McGregor retires.
  • 6/3 SW Daniel Craig retires.
    Team Needs

    We really need a winning season again. The joy of victory has left our changing room (that's the locker room to the West of Ponders) and we need to turn it around.

    Next 3 Games
    Last 10 Games
    46 Mar 06 W2 - 0Gauteng Golden Dragons MSWL Cup
    45 Mar 02 L0 - 1@Gauteng Golden Dragons MSWL Cup
    44 Feb 27 L1 - 2New York Trashtalkers MSWL Cup
    43 Feb 23 L0 - 1Stockholm Science Geeks MSWL Cup
    42 Feb 20 D1 - 1Memphis Pharaohs MSWL Cup
    41 Feb 16 W2 - 0@New York Trashtalkers MSWL Cup
    40 Feb 13 W4 - 2@Stockholm Science Geeks MSWL Cup
    39 Feb 09 W6 - 0@Memphis Pharaohs MSWL Cup
    38 Jan 30 L0 - 1Captain Iceland MSWL Cup
    37 Jan 26 L0 - 2@British Over Achievers MSWL Cup
    About Hollywood All-Stars
    A cup team with a long tradition of finishing 9th in the 1st Division, HAS have struggled to make an impression for 4 or 5 seasons now. I think the line is, "we have been rebuilding." Well time is right for HAS to register a winning season and again become a side others fear to play. So, we will try something different this season and join the trading circuit. They (and I never worked out who "they" were) say that every players has a price. So everyone is for sale, if you offer enough. But Dave, be assured, no one will leave HAS, if the deal isn't too good for us to resist. Please don't ask me to name my price, just offer what he is worth to you and let's see if we can do business. BTW No agents please!
    Coach's Bio: Carl Oakes
    I think I arrived on the MSWL scene about season 7 and I am the proud owner of a couple of AP runners up medals and a couple of prized MSWL winners medals. I have a faint memory of a league season when we lead by 2 points with two games to go and ended up blowing it and finishing 3rd. Outside of that great league campaign HAS pretty much made 9th position in the league their own until a couple of seasons ago when the play-off finally relegated us. I'm younger than John, yet I appeared on that blasted poll that still taunts me everytime I log on. Life tends to revolve around football but I do have 3 fantastic boys who go with me to all "Our Wee Countrys" home games. Having once been a director of my local team, Lisburn Distillery, I now follow them through the media, probably a victim of years of taking on too much to the point I got a sickener. My other football love is Man City. I've followed them to the depths of the 3rd division and back and try to get over as often as possible to see them. Oh, and I'm married to the long suffering Karen who has to put up with football, football, football. I work when I have the time for Diageo, who have been paying the mortgage for 15 years now. Talking of mortgages, now we have plummeted into the credit crunch, I have only last week started work on a double extension at the back of the house. I know! I know! In the last few months I have taken up archery but Robin Hood has little to fear.